Te ndryshme

Sillni ndonje faqe interneti (humor, gjera interesante, humor, lojra, humor) ose dhe ndodhi nga jeta juaj po te doni. smiley


Ja nja dy per fillim teme.

Nje blog nga Sophie Blackall, e cila zgjedh disa nga shkrimet e kategorive missed connections (ah qe s'te fola moj qene, e perkthyer shqip smiley) ne internet dhe i ilustron me vizatime. Ka ca qe jane romantike, po ka dhe ca gallate, si kjo:

Kerkoj vajzen qe me kafshoi dy here mbreme kur po vallzonim




Ose si kjo tjetra:

Vajza simpatike qe pordhi ne tren




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Dmth te ndryshme, sic ka titullin, mjafton qe te mos kene thelb ndonje gje qe kerkon hapje, miting, ose qe eshte ne forme kutie, se me keto na eshte lodhur truri ne Peshk kohet e fundit. smiley


Nje blog tjeter i quajtur A bad case of the dates eshte faqe ku njerzit shkruajne per eksperiencat e tyre negative me dates (dates - dalje me motive jotransparente, e perkthyer ne shqip, ofroni versjonin tuaj lol). Kjo besoj eshte nje teme ku padyshim keni per te kontribuar nga ngjarjet e jetes tuaj. smiley

Ja disa prej tyre qe kane qyfyre (shkurtimisht te permbledhura ne shqip per joanglishtfolesit, per me teper lexoni origjinalet):

Nje problem i vogel

E lame te shkoja tek shtepia e saj ta merrja per te dale. Shkoj, i bie deres, s'pergjigjet. I bie telefonit, hic. Trokas ne dritare, ndizet drita ne dhome, del ajo me nje peshqir banje ne trup dhe thote, "He ca?". "Kishim lene per te dale sonte" i them. "Sonte s'mundem se kam te dashurin ne shtepi" me thote.


Efekti i luleve

Kristina kishte ofruar te me gatuante per takimin tone te pare. Kisha marre nje buqete me lule me vete. Ajo e hap deren me nje buzeqeshje, shikon lulet, ngrys vetullat, mi merr lulet nga dora, me godet me to, dhe me perplas deren ne fytyre.


Duke soditur yjet

Niku me coi te shikonim yjet. Hapi nje batanije, u shtrime aty, dhe po me tregonte me gisht disa konstelacione te ndryshme. E pyeta nese mund te shikonte Arushen e madhe. "Arusha e madhe eshte brenda pantallonave time" tha dhe mu hodh persiper. Kur e kundershtova dhe i kerkova te me conte ne shtepi me pyeti i habitur: "Cpate ti moj?"


Dhembi i peshkaqenit

Tek po hanim darke vura re qe ajo kishte nje dhemb peshkaqeni ne qafe si varse. E pyes per te dhe me thote qe e mbante si kujtim per mikun e saj qe e hengri peshkaqeni. "Seriozisht e ke apo ben shaka?" i them. "Po patjeter qe seriozisht e kam" me thote e inatosur dhe fillon te qaje. 


Dhe natyrisht qe kjo faqja do kishte te pakten nje histori qe binte ere peshk. smiley


Nje faqe tjeter e ngjashme eshte I so regret ku njerzit shkruajne pishmanlleqet e tyre. Njeri p.sh. e ka pishman qe s'ka bere seks me femrat e shemtuara ne gjimnaz. smiley

hahahahahahahaah e forte kjo e peshkaqnit xhib hahahahaha


Po kjo? smiley

20 most bizarre Craigslist adverts of all time


1) Ralph Nader chair
"Yes, that's right. Ralph Nader, perennial Green Party candidate for the U.S. presidency MAY have sat in this very chair! It was used in his Washington, DC campaign headquarters until I purchased it on Craiglist several months ago. It has a nice red, commie upholstery and a sleek black plastic backing. The wheels don't function well, but that is a small price to pay for state control of the means of production."

2) I want some orange juice
"I'll give you $2 + cost if you'll deliver me some orange juice with receipt. I'm too lazy to get it myself. I live right by University Drive in Elon. Thank you."

3) Seeking adult drunk clown for 30th birthday party
"We need an Adult Drunk Clown who is good at getting drunk and stupid. No need to do any clown tricks, just hang out and drink a shit load. We will be hopping around to different bars and want a clown to tag a long and drink heavely. He doesn't even need to socialize with anyone, just drink."

4) Duck mask
"Full head rubber mask, old, has discoloration on white feather part from age, storage. Hey I got it on my big head, so it works that way."

5) Woman to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a bathing suit
"I will pay you $1 to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit. I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this. I will leave the key for you, and you will sit at your leisure. DO NOT bring any sauce. I will season the pasta after I return home prior to dinner."

6) Wanted: Pony
"My kid is having a birthday coming up soon, and there'll be a lot of children around, so I figured I'd better get a pony. If you do have a pony you could sell, please contact me, and then immediately start putting barbeque sauce in it's bedding or add some Lawry's to it's salt lick - I like to marinade it early and long, so that the flavor is at it's peak by the time I take possession."

7) I have a huge bathroom
"I am a female in my mid 60's and I am looking for a room mate. Times are tight and I need some extra money. I am willing to rent out my bathroom in my 1 bedroom east village home. My bathroom is large. You can easily put a twin air mattress in there. I only ask that when I need to use the bathroom, you or your air mattress are not in it. I do ask that when you are in the apartment, you confine yourself to the bathroom. I do not feel comfortable with a stranger walking around my living room. This might change as I get to know you better."

8) Pope hats
"Because of this terrible economy, I'm having to shut down my business. I have OVER 1300 Pope hats (replicas) that I REALLY need to get rid of. The pope hats came from China and are a little too small for most adult heads and are also irritating to the skin, so you would need to have long hair or wear a smaller hat underneath (just like the REAL POPE). Dogs do not like to wear these pope hats, but maybe a large cat or maybe a nice dog would wear one."

9) Need someone to hide easter eggs in my apartment when im not home
"I need someone to hide easter eggs in my apt when i am not there ! They are small and filled with candy! I would like to find them myself on sunday! I am willing to pay! Serious inquiries only!"

10) Free couch, if you can bend time and/or space
"I have a free couch for anyone who can get it back out of my room. It's a comfy couch, cool stripe velvet in great shape, impossibly uncomfortable sleeper, but otherwise easily worth $50-75 bucks in Craigslist land. So why am I listing in for free? Because I am pretty sure it is physically impossible to remove this thing from my second story bedroom down the narrow hallway, down the narrower staircase and out the front door of my little Victorian duplex."

11) I took your purse and felt a connection
"Tuesday night around 11:30. On 53rd btw 1st and 2nd. You came out of the subway and I followed you. You looked over your shoulder, saw me and started walking faster. I ran up, grabbed your arm, took your purse and ran away. I've done many a snatch-and-grab but no one has ever stuck in my mind like you. There was a quick moment when our eyes met that I felt something strong. I think you felt it too. If I wasn't so shy (or so committing a crime) I would have asked your name. I, of course, later got your name from your drivers license. So Jennifer if you'd like to get together for a drink sometime get back to me."

12) Looking for bridesmaids
"So, my fiancee and I are getting married in June. He has 8 groomsmen lined up and I only have one bridesmaid. So, I need some girls who are attractive and around my age to stand up in my wedding. You can be single or taken. It doesn't matter....you just have to be hot. But, not hotter then me. Email me for more information. The wedding will be in Madison and you won't have to pay for a thing."

13) Do you have a small, incontinent dog?
"Or perhaps you work for a small dog rescue of some sort. Either way, I have a package of small doggy diapers. I don't want to throw them out coz they are pretty expensive. (as someone with a small, incontnent dog would already know). Please don't try to put them on a cat. It won't work. Trust me."

14) My teeth
"I left my Dentures in your Silverado last night. I gave you my number but did not get yours. Please call me asap. I need my teeth. We met in the parking lot of Margarita Jones. Get back to me asap please. Thank you."

15) Disgruntled American seeks Canadian for political asylum, maybe more
"Are you a lonely, possibly desperate Canadian woman aged 18-50? Tired of trying to find a good man among your flannel clad, Labatt's drinking, moose hunting country men? Willing to take in an American who is fed up with his country? Then I'm the guy for you! Maybe you're a bit overweight or suffer from "Lifelong Ugly Duckling" syndrome. I don't care."

16) Autographed copy of Plato's Republic
"1st edition of The Republic signed by its author. There is of course a reasonable amount of wear and tear, (light highlighting and underlining, dog-eared pages, back cover missing, etc.), but it is in overall good condition considering its age."

17) Ferocious attack kitten
"This destructive kitty has been trained as a proud warrior and will fiercely defend your house, even against you. Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you try to touch it. For the love of God, someone please take this thing out of my house."

18) Free - international ketchup packet collection
"This is a collection of ketchup packets from around the world. approximately 25 countries are represented here, including japan, finland, estonia, greenland, brazil, and portugal. none of the packets have been opened and they are labeled with their home country. Collection comes in decorative box with ducks on it."

19) Personal texting assistant
"I get 40 - 50 texts an hour, I cant handle my workload plus texting responsibilities. My phone gets too full and needs deleted every couple hours. This is a full time position and you must be where ever I am at, because my phone is always with me. Serious inquiries only."

20) 300 stuffed penguins

"I'm going through a pretty weird time in my life right now--having just gone through a break-up and graduated college and temporarily living in my parents' house before I move out for good in in the fall, though I remain unemployed because my philosophy degree is at *such* a premium--and sifting through my room (which has become a strange amalgam of my adolescence and burgeoning adulthood), it's been brought to my attention that I probably won't "catch a man" or have anyone believe I'm about to turn 23 with 300 penguins and a bunch of purple furniture around, that looking at my current room one might think some sort of 13-year-old with developmental issues is living here."

Dhe kjo faqja Cracked.com eshte e lezetshme. Ka shprehje si puna e kesaj

Masturbation is self-sufficiency in its purest form so is therefore the most American activity possible.

Dhe plot artikuj per gjera te ndryshme, jo vetem per gjera seksuale.

E diplomuar për ekonomi dhe me një eksperincë punë si menaxhere në hotele dhe lokale, tregon gjithçka për historitë e saj të dashurisë.


Nqs Klesi akoma s'ka hapur akoma ndonje teme pyetesore me titullin Si e kalon fundjaven? ,  may I remind you qe ka rene niveli i prurjes se barsaletave dhe gjerave interesante ose argetuese?


We Passed Each Other When the Sky Was Pink

I saw you for maybe a second or two.
I've read missed-connections before and wondered why people just didn't say something then and there. Now I understand... perhaps it's because the moment is extraordinary; containing a fullness of its own... and the thought that this person across from me is not a part of my everyday life, and at any second will disappear, didn't even occur to me... it seemed that we were in whatever it was together, and that sort of connection rarely, if ever, happens between strangers, so my mind was a little slow on registering that there would be no "some other time" if neither of us asked for the others phone or email.

Now, hours later, the ripples created by those few tender seconds still gently rock something within me...
and I become a missed-connections poster.

Would you be interested in having tea or going on a ride?



 smiley e pashë. ahahhhaha. ballkanas i qelbt mer smiley

ra nga qielli tha, është imja. 


kjo eshte nje nga me te mirat e larry david, besoj e ke degjuar me pare, kur futesh ne ritmin e tij dhe deap-pan comedy e shef si i ka kto kemben-ne-goje gafa, fiksimet, si flet ato qqe te gjithe mendojme etj...ndiq ne link tjeter po deshe...Curb Your Enthusiasm.


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